Saturday, September 29, 2007

IQ TEST II

1) 為什麼男女接吻時要閉上眼睛?

因為愛情是盲目的


P/S: ALL THE IQ TEST IS D/LOAD FR DISCUSS.COM.HK

2) 巴斯光年殺o左條龍之後變左咩?

殺龍巴斯~~~~~

IQ TEST

1) 食蘋果時,食出幾條蟲先最恐怖???是半條.

2) 有邊個女藝人個名調轉讀會變成一種 運動用品 ?(傅穎呀??掉轉is泳褲)

3) 馬季又開鑼啦!!!今年主辦機構決定安排一個特別節目作為開幕儀式, 就係舉行一個鬥慢比賽, 獎金高達一百萬!!但比賽開始已後, 所有騎手都勒著繮繩盡量成為最慢的一個, 因此愈走愈慢, 有幾匹熙幾乎停下了!!如果按這種走法, 比賽不可能在預計的一小時內完成, 而且觀眾亦開始不耐煩!!這時有一位小朋友出了一個主意, 兩個騎手非常滿意並且照辦.....結果兩位騎手不斷揮鞭催馬, 拚命向前跑去 !!究竟這小朋友出了什麼主意?? 佢地交換黎騎

4) Q1: 每個男人都有,但是長短不一,教宗通常不需要他,而男人通常在結婚後就給了他的妻子,平均來說西方男人比東方男人長 .....
Q2: 牛有四個,而女人卻只有兩個。
Q3: 開頭為「F」結尾為「K」的單字,如果你沒有它可以用你的手。
Q4: 你可以在男人的褲子裡找到它,大約有六英吋長,上面有個頭,每個女人都愛他。
Q5: 我進去時是硬的,出來時是軟的,你很努力地吹我 \
1.Lastname(姓) 2.腿 3.Fork--叉子 4.鈔票 5.口香糖 (吹波膠)

对联

天霜遇寒蚕,何时晴意织(情衣挚)?春暖迎凉风,花浪漫天洒。

亭外

清风忽尔吹,蝶影双双振翅飞,湖畔犹见蜻蜓踪。萍叶朵朵媚。杨柳叶随风舞,底下绮花待惜启。茶复热。桥下蹄声缓,小亭伊人倚。一度离别儿时溪,重逢夜色月更佳。
水映弯月双桃面,夜, 尚余温。自陶醉在碧波粼粼......不如化作银麟,隐水去。

TENNIS( I LUV THE GAME)

Tennis is a graet game...from its analyze.
There got a break point which means u won the point when the opponent perform the serve.
Also, there defined the unforced error, that is u make the error not under presure.
The Ace, that u direct get the point from the first serve...what else?net point,match pont, game point, the championship point.
When two player get the point from 0,to 15, 30,40 then only get 1 point, when both get same
40, the there got the Advanced.The player also given two chance to performed the serve, if u
miss all the chance, that means u are double fault.
The England man not clever to make the rules but they are genius to create the language and
analyze of the tennis game, correct?

Friday, September 28, 2007

机遇

浅水际会百兽聚,小涟漪暗涌波涛。平阳虎牙藏九地,浩雨烧浴火凤凰。
金麟岂是池中物,一遇风云便化龙.

仙履奇缘

仙履奇缘是名著改编。(讲的是玻璃鞋),周的电影却注入了爱情元素。电影末端化了猴精,外冷绝情,口是心非,把感情藏住。为了众生舍己,私欲自然不再首位,前事化烟,留下苦涩。女主角向往的伴侣是脚踏踩云,骑着白马的王子接走。。。

月光宝盒

月光宝盒。能穿梭时空。全因人类怀缅过去,存着不能弥补不能挽救的憾事,是个怀古宝盒。戏中至尊宝想找凶手,却邂逅了仙子,始谱恋曲。而戏中的经典对白,那“期限是一万年”,应该想了很久才构思出的吧!或是编剧在吃了过期的快熟面后,想出期限的对白吧!

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

L LICENCE

License L just taken by 09/2007. Its take me 2 times week. First need to attend the 5-hours course. The name of the lecturer is 'Rahman'. he is a funny guy and just tell the joke(regarding the rules n regulations) so that not make me felt sleepy, most of the time we also laught by his talk. The we need to attend the "undang"test. Haa. the test need to pass with the at least 42/50. Guess i got how many score, what a genius, i got the 45...that a high scores, right?
After the test, we will get the license only by take another 3-hours teaory course and 3-hours
practical course, then only JPJ will officitionaly give u the L. so finally I go to photoshop take photo and prepare to get my L. like a great adventure!!!

色.戒

色戒是一部出色的电影.它讲述的是间谍,由最初的好变坏坏变好,最后入狱,被解放后为贪图一湖春色被斩.有出色的影帝主演